Tags: Charlotte  Chick  Childbirth  Church  Crazy  Labour  Parody  Prank  Song  Spoof  
Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm
Author: ChangetheWords
Length: 03:10
Rating: 4.00
Views: 482
Another comic rewrite - as Charlotte approaches the birth of her second babe I wonder if she will sing this to Gav in the labour room? What do you think? please subscribe....Charlotte has a cracking sense of humour so I hope she has a laugh if she gets to hear this one day!Here are the lyrics:I think I'm going to need a cup of teaBut only ice chips are allowed here you seeI'll do the work while you sit on the couchYou need to understand what this is all aboutYou think I'm crazy, even Lazy? And yell for me to push?Do you think its easy getting a lump like this out of my bush?I think you are insaneAnd yes you are to blame!You got me knocked up now this labour's making me a bitch!!You driving me up the wall you seeAll this pushing do is make me want to pooThis gas and air don't helpI plead and shout and I yellGET ME PROFESSIONAL HELP!!!!I huff and puff and I cry"wont hurt a bit" is a lieit's got me acting like a whacked out bitchand I hold you responsible nowfor making this possiblethis is to too much damn paingive me more drugs make me sane!!I must be crazy letting you do this to me again"we'll have a rugby team, hell lets not stop 'til we got 10"??YOU really ARE insaneYou couldn't take this painYou do it next time go on push the baby out your DICK!!You driving me up the wall you seeAll this pushing do is make me want to pooThis gas and air don't helpI plead I shout and I yellFeels like there's Melons inside......When will this pain subside......?Get me malboro lights and some scampi fries....I'm going crazy and the midwife just fucked off for the night!What can I do now Oh my God OK just fucking breatheDon't look at me like that and NO YOU CANNOT FUCKING LEAVE!!You really are insaneYou couldn't take this painPlease come out soon and bring my worn out chuff some needed relief!!You driving me up the wall you seeAll this pushing do is make me want to pooThis gas and air don't helpI plead I shout and I yell................. I yellYou driving me up the wall you seeAll this pushing do is make me want to pooThis gas and air don't helpI plead I shout and I yelpGET ME PROFESSIONAL HELP