Tags: Aaron  Brad  Clan  College  Duke  Five  Florida  High  New  Pitt  Smith  TIp  
Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm
Author: ElphabaThropp95
Length: 01:08
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Views: 141
This is a poem called "Brad Pitt" written by Aaron Smith. It was peformed during the Duke Tip Scholar Weekend at New College of Florida in Sarasota. This poem is performed by the "High-Five Clan"With cotton candy armpits and sugaryCrevices, sweat glazing your donut skin.Have you ever been fat, Brad?Have you ever wanted a SnickersMore than love and lain on your bedWhile the phone rang and rolled oneOn your tongue, afraid to eat it, afraidIt would make your jeans too tight? Have youBarfed, Brad, because you ate it,Ate all the take-out, lickedBrown sauce off the box while you sobbed?Brad Pitt down in the pits chaining mentholCiggys in your thick-wallet life,Its not so bad Brad, sad Brad, is it? http://www.poets.org/viewmedia...